The following is a list(in no particular order) of the most Caucasian songs to ever be recorded by anyone. This is not a racist thing. When I say the "whitest" song ever, I'm talking about culturally not stereotypically. This will become an ever expanding and ongoing project to see if with your help, the power of Google, and all of my wasted high school years, we can isolate and contain the whitest song ever! If you have a submission for the whitest song ever, please feel free to leave a comment on this blog page, and it might just get added to the list. Do not, while you are reading this list, think to yourself: hey, he forgot vanilla ice and the theme song from friends. because I am not looking for any obvious selections. I'm looking for songs that are not as obvious and at the same time are also unarguably only enjoyed by suburban white people.
song: artist:
tempted- squeeze
just the way you are- billy joel
life is a highway- tom cochran
little miss- spin doctors
somebody told me- the killers
rockin' into the night- 38 special
another day in paradise- phil collins
california- phantom planet
close to you- the carpenters
hungry like the wolf- duran duran
unbelievable- e.m.f.
seen all good people- yes
sister goldenhair- america
hey ya!- outkast
dancing on the ceiling- lionel ritchie
hip to be square- huey lewis and the news
thick as a brick- jethro tull
the boys are back in town- thin lizzy
hey jealosy- gin blossoms
rock me amadeus- falco
steal my sunshine- len
mr. roboto- styx
good girls don't- the knack
open arms- journey
hold the line- toto
jack and diane- john cougar mellancamp
have you ever been mellow- olivia newton john
wearwolves in london- warren zevon
don't worry be happy- bobby mcfarren
whip it- devo
free falling- tom petty
logical song- supertram
birdhouse in your soul- they might be giants
my pal foot foot- the shags
slip slidin' away- paul simon
sailing- christopher cross
9 to 5- dolly parton
i'm not in love- 10cc's
windy- the association
barely breathing- duncan sheik
hello again- the cars
we built this city- starship
everybody have fun tonight- wang chung
broken wings- mister mister
more then words- extreme
the cat's in the cradle- harry chapman
jump(acustic bluegrass version)- david lee roth
wildfire- michael murphy
last christmas- wham!
wonderwall- oasis
she blinded me with science- thomas dolby
sleeping bag- zz top
story of a girl- nine days
like a rinestone cowboy- glen campbell
pinball wizard- the who
sweet caroline- neil diamond
sex bomb- tom jones
gettin jiggy wit it- will smith
party all night- quiet riot
silent lucidity- queensryche
dust in the wind- kansas
sledgehammer- peter gabriel
96 tears- ? and the mysterians
I can't drive 55- sammy hagar
celebration- kool and the gang
too shy- kajagoogoo
hungry heart- bruce springsteen
never gonna give you up- rick astley
truckin'- greatful dead
danger zone- kenny loggins
abra cadabra- steve miller band
private eyes- hall and oats
behind blue eyes- the who
knights in white satin- the moody blues
ooh la la- the faces
runaround- blues traveller
