Tuesday, August 28, 2007

8/27/07- The joy of sect...

Last week, when I was at orientation for college, there were about 50 tables set up with information about different clubs, sports, and activities....and also a few tables dedicated to spreading their different religions and philosophies. Here are a few of my favorites:

The church of Judaism with the recognition of Jesus Christ. This group(cult) is dedicated to the preservation of Jewish values while recognising the existence that Jesus was God's son. What? This is one of those situations that you think about for a while, then stop, think about again, and then your head starts to bleed out your ear.

N.A.M.B.L.A. The national American man-boy love association. I get douche chills just thinking about this. What kind of sick fucks would set up shop at a college campus and preach a faggy proclamation about how grown men and boys should be allowed the right to "love"?

The Trans-gendered, Trans-sexual, Gay, Lesbian, Bi-sexual, and Straight Alliance. Wow! Could they have covered all of their bases any better? But, admittedly, this name is very politically correct. My version? The Hermaphrodite, Post-op, George Michaels, Melissa Etheridge, Closet Gay, and Normal Alliance.