This month's look into the cutting room floor includes another rant about Paris Hilton as well as an extra paragraph that was cut out of last week's post: "The joy of sect...". Enjoy!
Paris Hilton [insert S.T.D. joke here]...
Finally, someone in this world has a fucking brain. This week, Paris Hilton's grandfather(and owner of the Hilton hotel chain) has cut Paris out of his will. Thus taking away millions upon millions of dollars that would have gone to her.
Want to guess what the old genius is going to do with the money instead? Keep it to himself? Spend it on cheap blow and hookers? Wrong. He's giving it to charity! Oh the sweet, sweet irony.
The system works!
The joy of sect[bonus content]...
The National Rotary Club. I don't know what that is. I don't care what it is. All I know is that there were a group of guys standing at a card table, wearing Hawaiian shirts, and singing showtunes. That can't be anything good. I high-tailed it away from that table faster then Superman on acid.