State of the Blog for the week ending April 22, 2007:
Well, Rock week is over. I hope you all enjoyed it, and now I can finally return to blogging about the everyday, interesting bullshit. In fact, I can almost guarantee that tomorrows blog will be about that Korean jerk-off that shot up Virginia Tech. But more about that tomorrow.
Next, you might have noticed the awards posted on the left side of the page. The top badge symbolizes certified uncensored humor. It is actually not an award at all, but more a mission statement by me. But the next four badges are in fact actual awards received by various blogging sites.
The first one is the "Bloggy Award". This means that my blog passed the inspection by bloggy award judges and received a 9/10 or higher.
The other three awards are all "Blogger's Choice Nominations". They are for best humor blog, best pop culture blog, and best blog about stuff. It's like the Screen Actors Guild awards but for blogging.
So all in all, this was a pretty great fucking week.
In the immortal words of Borat: Great success!