Wednesday, June 13, 2007

6/13/07- Smells like teen spirit...

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"Hey kids! Check your local newspaper's classified section for good job listings, or else you'll end up all depressed and die of a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head. I wish I had a steady job when I was your age."

Is it just me, or have teenagers just become so goddamn lazy and "depressed" these days? Nobody's willing to work for anything anymore. Whatever happened to your dad yelling at you as you sat on the couch eating Funyons and Doritos to go get a fucking job!

"Oh, but it's too hard. It's really hard, you don't understand."

FUCK YOU! Nobody ever said getting a job was easy. If it were easy to get a job, do you think there would be so many lazy fucks collecting undeserved welfare? I don't think so! Yet at the same time, while people are complaining that there aren't enough jobs, all of the Mexicans can just stroll across the border and clean house by cornering the market on every single type of job that a teenager should be doing.

Someone had to have dropped the fucking ball somewhere along the line. There's no other way to explain how we as Americans could just let all of the Mexicans steal all of the minimum wage jobs from right under our noses.

But here's the $64,000 question: If the Mexicans hadn't taken all of the minimum wage jobs, would your fuck-up of a child still be bitching that he can't find a job?