2/27/07- Ahoy Douchebags...

Today in school two of my school chums(who shall remain nameless) decided to pull a little prank on me during math class. (Thanks alot you fucking dicks)

It all started when I walked into math class. These two kids came in and started telling me that the guy in charge of monitering the student computers had caught a peek at my blog and was fucking pissed at the fact that I referenced the school in several of my posts. I told them that I did not believe them and that nothing would happen. But then about halfway through class an announcement came across the p.a. system: "Will Vincent Forte please come to the office immediately". OK. I'm willing to admit that at this point I had gotten a little nervous due to the fact that there was now a chance that they were in fact telling the truth about me possibly getting into trouble. But, I was still quite confident that I would not be in any trouble due to the fact that even though I do reference the school in several of my posts, I certainly do not say any kind of shit along the lines of harming anyone or anything in or related to the school. Thus they had nothing to pin on me. As I walked up towards the front desk of the main office I was greeted by a worrysome school administrator who asked me what the deal was with me posting threats to the school on the internet? He then revealed that it was all a hoax. Just a stupid prank. It turns out that he was in on the joke with the two fucknuts that told me that I was going to get into trouble in the first place. Oh well. The only thing I could do was have a good laugh about the whole thing on the way back to math class and just move on with my life. Besides, when you really think about it, I ended up getting the last laugh. I got to skip about 10 minutes of class and on top of that tomorrow is the day my media class gets to miss school to drive up to Yonkers to do a 15 minute project on bias in the media(just a bunch of reading off of a script really). So if you two are reading this in computer class right now, all I have to say is enjoy your religion essay, math test, and english test today. I wish I could be there but.....oh who am I kidding, Fuck you guys! Your taking three tests today while I get to just sit on a bus for half a day listening to my ipod. I don't feel sorry for you guys at all.

Have fun writing about cosine curves, shakespere, and the just war theory assholes.

2/26/07- Let the celebrity self congratulatory circle jerk begin!...

Well well well, it's that time of year again. That special time that we all come together to honor a bunch of movies that nobody has ever heard of, and have all, for the most part, been directed by people you could give two shits about. It's the Academy Awards!


Now i'm not going to bore you all by announcing the winners for "best sound mixing" or "best visual effects editing in a short film or documentary". Because quite frankly, who honesty gives a fuck about those types of catagories? We all know that there are only six catagories that actually mean anything and that are interesting. They would be best: supporting actor/actress, leading actor/actress, director, and picture. That's why I for one propose that next year they just cut the show down to one half hour insted of almost four hours and only announce those six winners. Don't even mention the nominees, just say who fucking won, no speeches, one musical preformance(from whomever won best song from a movie), and get the fuck out of there. And now on to the winners!

Best Supporting Actor and Actress:

Best Supporting Actor went to Alan Arkin for "Little Miss Sunshine". GOOD! Anything's better then Eddie Murphy winning it. Eddie Murphy deserves an Oscar like Charlie Murphy deserves an Emmy. Nuf said.


Best Supporting Actress went to American Idol reject and twinkie afficionado Jennifer Hudson. This is a travesty amung award shows at its finest. People in the film industry have slaved at their craft for years and years, and this black porky pig sings one fucking song in her first movie ever an win a fucking Academy Award for it?!


Best Actor and Actress in a leading role:

Forrest Whitaker won for Best Actor for his role in "The Last King of Scotland", and Helen Mirran won Best Actress for her role in "The Queen". I would normally make a joke right about now that pokes fun at the actors role's in the movies, but since not one person, myself included along with about 250,000,000 other people, has seen either of these movies, any joke I were to make, had I actually seen either of these films, would most certainly go right over your heads. Understand?

How in God's name did Forest Whitaker win anyway? He looks like a dyslexic Laurence Fishbourne.

Best Director and Best Film:

Both Best Director and Best Film went to "The Departed", directed by Martin Scorcese. I don't really have anything bad to say about these two catagories because really, the best picture and director won. The fact is, that Scorcese has been long overdue an Oscar for some time now, and "The Departed" was the only movie nominated that actually made some good money at the box office when it first came out. I mean come on, did you really think that movies called "Pan's Laberynth" or "Babel" were really going to win best picture? I mean I could "Babel" on all day about how much those two movies sucked it hard at the theaters. But I won't because I actually have enough of a life that I had better things to go do and see when those two bore-fests were stinking up my local movie theater.


Well, thats it. I hope you all enjoyed my Post Oscar wrap-up craptacular extravaganza! Remember to drive home safely and don't forget to tip your waiter on the way out. Goodnight Everybody!

2/25/07- COMING SOON!...

Sorry, no blogging today. Why? Because i'm currently working on my Oscar blog(much like the Grammy blog I posted a few weeks ago). It should be up by tomorrow night. So be sure to check back then for all of the blogging goodness you can handle!

2/24/07- Fitzy's Wicked Pissah Oscar Preview...

Here it is, at long last: Fitzy's Wicked Pissah Oscar Prediction Webcast! Presented in Hi-Def. This weeks installment has our old pal Fitzy doing his yearly roundup of all of the major oscar contenders. Fitzy simply can't wait to go to the big event this year to see The Depated win best picture. When asked what he'll be wearing to the oscars , Fitzy replied: "A nice Oscar De La GoFuckYaself."

Enjoy!



Check back in this time next week for another fakhin exciting installment of the Wicked Pissah Webcast, brought to you by: www.townienews.com

Myspace Blog #3- Friggin' Bulletins...

*I wrote this blog after getting annoyed with all of those stupid myspace bulletins that tell you to repost them in 10 seconds or something bad will happen to you. This is just annoying bullshit at its finest. It's a really good post if I do say so myself. Enjoy. This post was written on March 16, 2006.

I'm getting tired of all these friggin' bulletins that carry prophecies of death and misfortune if you don't reply or repost them. I don't know about you but I've ALWAYS feared the mystical powers of text documents. Plus they're always masked by innocent or ridiculous subjects like "My hat's blue." or "I love kittens" then you open it and your faced with "If you don't repost this in 10 seconds your arms will fall off and a loved family member will choke to death and you'll have the worst sex of your life for the next sixty years and you'll fall down a flight of stairs and die!!!!" uh huh.... I'm so sure. Stupid bulletins like that are playing on your fears that there are powers out there beyond your control. Let's just say that there are powers out there beyond out control... are they really beaming into your house through an online text document set to harm you or jinx you or kill someone you know? I don't think so. These bulletins are ridiculous and I'm getting tired of thinking that one of my friends has something interesting to say only to find out they're afraid that thier bowels will release in public the next time they go out because they didn't repost a bulletin about some kid who was incontinent and got embarassed then killed himself. Well, you can decide wether or not your going to continue to repost these stupid bulletins but I'm not, I've had enough of them. Also, all those bulletins about getting "extra photo's" and "Get a top 12" or "see who's looking at your profile" are all bullshit too! I just felt I had to get all that out cause this has been annoying me for quite some time.... thanks for listening.



Oh yeah, if you don't repost this in 1 second that freaky chick from The Ring is going to climb out of your tv tonight and kill you... really... I swear... Would I lie?

2/22/07- ManLaw #1: No Pink Shirts Allowed! Ever!...

What has become of our humble little nation when the defenition of tough shifts from beating the shit out of someone to wearing a pink shirt?


Our nation's youth is turning from a rebellious generation of troublemakers into a nation of pussies who listen to justin timberlake and wear pastel shirts and use WAY too much hair gel. Everywhere you turn nowadays there's a whole culture of uber-sensitized teenagers who claim to be tough and hardcore but then somehow can get away with listening to people like Justin Timberlake and John Mayer, while not one person even questions their masculinity.

Look. I don't hate people who listen to dance music and wear gay-ass pink shirts. It just annoys me a little that those people can be considered "hard" or "gangsta". Try walking into a real ghetto with a lime green shirt that says abercrombie on the front of it and come back and tell me how that goes. You probably won't be able to come back and tell me about it because you will have been killed by real thugs and gangstas for wearing such a gay shirt.

In closing, I leave you with this picture that shows just what can happen when friends let friends listen to Justin Timberlake and wear gay shirts:

2/20/07- I'm not even supposed to be here today...

In the immortal words of Dante Hicks: "I'm not even supposed to be here today." These 8 words ring no truer then then this week, because while this week IS energy conservation week and every school in the fucking state IS off the entire week, we at St. Joe's have only monday off.



Yet the school administration tries to play this week of school off by telling us that we still have the most days off of any school on Staten Island...BULLSHIT! You know when we get our days off? We get them off on some random thursday every couple of months. Honestly, who the fuck wants off from school on a thursday. Yeah you get a day off from school, but all of the teachers give you extra homework because they figure you have the entire day to do it, and on top of that you still have school the next day so it's not like you can enjoy your day off anyway. Why could'nt they just give us a friday off insted and make it a 3 day weekend?

This whole week is just a big example of how bullshit school can be sometimes. And don't worry, because i'm sure there will be plenty more instinces of bullshit to come somewhere down the pipeline later in this school year for me to rant about.

2/19/07- The Evening News "Jumps The Shark"...

I was just flipping around the television, when I stopped on fox 5 news. It was then when I realized that the news media as a whole have completely jumped the shark.


All I see on the news these days are stories about celebrities and who's marrying who and who's divorcing who and who's suing who. WHO CARES! The news is'nt supposed to be entertainment, it's supposed to be the fucking news! Is'nt there a war going on right now? Actually there are several wars going on right now. The war on terror, the war in Iraq, the war on drugs, the war on violence, the war against our constitutional rights...ect. But apparently Brittany Spears shaving her head takes presidence over all of that. Sure people are dying in Iraq every single day, but godforbid the news media forgets to cover just one second of the Anna Nicole Smith story. Uh, news people? It's okay to go and cover bigger things like Iraq right now. I mean Anna Nicole's not going anywhere, I mean she is fucking dead. She'll be here when you get back. I'm sick and tired of hearing about celebrities and hollywood controversies on all of the cable news channels while shit like this is going on over in Iraq and Afganistan:



Fuck Bill O'Reilly. Fuck Keith Olberman. and Fuck MTV(why? because they have a fucking news division too and that means that they in some form are influencing what "important" information teenagers need to hear.)

2/18/07- Jobquest '07...

I was at the mall yesterday filling out and handing in all sorts of job applications. From CVS and Spencers to Foot Locker and the Apple Store. I'm pretty much whoring myself out to any job or store willing to hire me. Actually, scratch that. I still refuse to work in any stores that have the words: Express, Hot and or Topic, American anything, or Build-a-Bear in their name.

Thats pretty much it for this post. Nothing special, it's sunday I can have an uninteresting post if I want, they can't all be about fucking EMOs and Stevie Wonder. Cut me a fucking break.

More interesting post to come tomorrow, I promise.

Whats that? You were expecting a cool picture with this post? Well too fucking bad! You get nothing!

2/17/07- Fitzy talks pitchers and catchers in this weeks "Wicked Pissah Webcast"...

Well I promised you people a brand new Fitzy webcast each week, and because you're all too fucking lazy to just go to www.townienews.com and check it out yourselves, I now present you with this week's installment of Fitzy's Wicked Pissah Webcast. So enjoy, tell your friends, and go fuck yaself.



And remember to check back this time next week for Fitzy's Wicked Pissah Oscar Preview.

Myspace Blog #2- MTV's 25th Anniversary...

*I wrote this blog post after hearing that MTV was celebrating their 25th anniversary this(last) year. It's pretty much that simple: MTV has done everything to ruin music as I know it and now it's time to rip MTV a new one. This post was written on August 2, 2006.

Happy 25th anniversary MTV! You've sucessfully transformed from an outlet in which to watch music videos into an unstoppable force that dictates the lives of the 12 - 14 year old demographic.


MTV in the 1980's:
An independant company that is dedicated to the presentation of visual stimulation in which to complement the music that goes with it.

MTV in the 1990's:
A viacom corporaton that is dedicated to slowly jazzing up the programing line-up with cartoons and shows that dictate the latest hot new trends. Lest we forget that the 90's also brought about the birth of "The Real World".(think about that without wanting to cram your foot up MTV's ass)

MTV Today:
Where oh where should I begin? Let me start by listing off all of the shows that I can think of that have absolutely nothing to do with music, shall we: jackass, punk'd, viva la bam, wildboys, next, room raiders, real world, road rules, real world road rules challenge, high school stories, doggy fizzle televizzle, the tom green show, the andy dick show, the andy milonaukis show, celebrity deathmatch, boiling point, pimp my ride, damage control, true life, i want a famous face, mtv cribs, mtv movie awards, making the movie, the big urban myth show, clone high, fraternity house, sorrority house, and my personal favorite: my super sweet sixteen(because who doesn't want to see a bunch of spoiled cunts get whatever they want from a much privilidged family and never have to work a day in their lives)

Now you would think that with all of those reality shows, documentaries, and cartoons that there would be absolutely no room in the day for actual music, right? Well then you my friend would be correct. But wait, because the geniuses over at MTV have created a whole new channel called MTV2. And when I heard this I thought to myself, MTV2, well this must be where they have been hiding all of the music. So I flip over to MTV2 on my digital cable(because if your gonna want to see music videos your gonna have to pay 40 bucks a month for it). So I flipped over to MTV2 expecting to see some cutting edge new rock video or hip hop track, anything just so long as it ment that MTV was playing music again. But insted I found myself looking at a reality show. So I switched back to MTV to see what they were up to...........AND THERE WAS ANOTHER REALITY SHOW!!! SON OF A BITCH! WHERE IS THE MUSIC!!! It's official. MTV has done more in my lifetime to ruin music as I know it more then anything else. They just don't get it. I don't want to see lil' jon's crib, or some mediocre spin-off of jackass, I want my music, I WANT MY MTV!



I'll leave you with this to ponder:

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken.

2/15/07- How was my Valentine's Day?...

Terrible.

It snowed yesterday morning, but I could'nt go outside to enjoy it because I was sick. But I was feeling better later around 2-3 o'clock, so I called up a friend to see what he was up to. When I called him he said that he was at the mall picking up a stuffed bear to bring with him when he goes to his girlfriend's house later.(which obviously ment that he had no time to just hang around with me and just play Madden all afternoon)

So, in essence my day was pretty dull and pathetic. I basically just sat at home, checked my e-mail, ate lunch, played a few rounds of halo 2 on xbox live, dinner, shower, shave, and then of course sleep.

Yep, I can almost gauruntee you that no matter how bad you think your Valentine's Day was, There is absolutely no way it compares to how sad and pathetic mine was.

So overall this was a very happy and uplifting post which we can all leave feeling good about deep down inside.(Don't you just love the commercialism of the holidays?)

2/13/07- Vin's F*****g Uncensored "I hate EMO blog"...

I HATE EMO!

I simply can't stand it. It's too pussy to be considered rock, and too in love with itself to admit its pop. The EMO culture is turning this country's teenagers into a gigantic culture of whiny, crybaby, over-sensitive, mascara wearing pussies!

EMO kids are so fucking annoying with their "problems" and "issues".

Whaaa! My daddy never hugged me so now I cut myself. Whaaa!

Shut the fuck up and learn to deal with problems yourself you whiny little homo! EMO does not even make any sense. Think about it. Their logic is: I can't deal with my average, normal, everyone has them, type of teenage problems so insted of dealing with them I put on mascara, grow long bangs, and cut myself while listening to panic at the disco? What a waste of a fucking life if you ask me. Hell, I respect goths more then i'll ever respect EMOs. Why? Well, you know why you never see that many goths around anymore? Because most of them followed through on their plans to eventually kill themselves. EMOs just cut themselves therefore there are still plenty of them still around to annoy me.

EMO: "But i'm individual. I'm refusing to conform to the most popular of society's mainstream trends."

WRONG! EMO is the most popular, annoying, useless trend going today. Everytime you turn on MTV or FUSE you see hundreds upon hundreds of videos from gay ass bands attempting to pass themselves off as rock. Guns and Roses is rock, Rage against the Machine is rock, Panic at the Disco is NOT ROCK! I mean c'mon people, the band's called "Panic at the Disco" for christ's sake. You could'nt have picked a gayer name for a band.

People. I'm going to just end this now because I have such a hatrid for EMO that there is no way that I can spell it out for you in just one post. Consider this post an intro into why I hate EMO, because i'm sure that in the coming weeks, months, and even years of writing on this blog I will have more then a dictionary full of posts to write about the reasons I hate EMO and why it is ruining this country.

Thank you.

2/12/07- What do Quentin Tarentino, Anthony Kiedis, Country music, and The Police have in common?...

Why the 2007 Grammy awards you dumb fuck!

For the past few years i've discarded the Grammys as just another over-hyped pat on the back to the most mainstream aspects of the music industry. And this year was no different. The show started off with a performance by the "newly reunited" Police. C'mon people are we really that stupid? What a fucking joke. Think about it. Sting IS The Police, He's been performing the same songs he sung with The Police without The Police for about 15 years...get it yet? It's the same fucking band with or without the other two schmucks needed to "officially" call the band The Police! Tell me Van Halen is gonna perform. Tell me Guns and Roses is going to reunite at the Grammys. Hell, even tell me that they're gonna dig up the rotting corpse of Ronnie Van Zant and have a Lynard Skynard reunion for christ's sake. Watching Stevie Wonder stumble on stage, mistaking it for a bathroom, taking a shit on it, and watching for the next twenty minutes as different camera angles capture it hardening would have been more noteworthy and exciting then a fucking Police reunion!


But I digress.

There were other highlights. Like the fact that the fucking Dixie Chicks won 5 Grammys because Hollywood is filled with liberals who are willing to kiss the ass of any band "brave enough" to speak out against the president. Lets face facts people, they did not win because they're just really good singers. End of story!

There was one nice highlight from last night. The Red Hot Chili Peppers finally won some well deserved Grammys last night after over 15 years of getting snubbed by the Grammys. 4 of them in fact! All for their album: Stadium Arcadium. It is a really good album which I recomend to all of you reading this.

And now from praising something I like, to tearing down something I like.

I love Quentin Tarintino movies. I feel that he is one of the greatest directors of our time. But what the fuck was he doing presenting at the Grammys? He clearly had no business being there. Every time he is in public away from one of his many movie projects, he really does not know how to adjust to different social climates. He tries to tell jokes that quite simply just flat out bomb, and all you can do is just stare at the television and say to yourself: Quentin, Quentin, what the fuck are you doing to yourself? Just go make the vega brothers already and leave the social banter to the professionals.

So there you have it folks. The Grammys: Just another reason why other countries hate us.

2/12/07- Updates...

First off, WOW! I had no fucking idea that I would get so much great positive feedback on the Fitzy post. From last night to today my hits have gone up from 5,000 to just under 7,000! Because of all of the great feedback, i've decided to post a Fitzy webcast every friday. So starting next friday(because i've already given you this weeks webcast) you'll not only get a classic myspace blog, but you will also be getting a fresh new Fitzy webcast.(I believe thank yous are in order)

Next, on to how today went. School was a pain in the ass(like always). But sweet salvation came at the end of 6th period when I realized that my 7th period teacher was out today. This was great news because we were supposed to take a huge, gigantic, shit your pants and pass out type of a math test today. But insted just ended up goofing around until the bell rang and we all went home.

Now, last but certainly not least in this gauntlet of updates, Gamestop. To answer any and all questions: No I have not been called back for an interview yet. But it has only been a couple of days. I'd give it about another week before I go looking for other employment.

more diatribes and more interesting stories to come later.

-vin

2/11/07- The Tom Brady of drunken movie reviewers...

The other day I was fumbling around youtube when I came across some of the funniest sports/movie/boston/beer/topical comedy/ect... related humor i've seen in a long, long time. It was a clip of Paul "Fitzy" Fitzgerald(in reality, comedian Nick Stevens) giving his weekly webcast based around mostly the topics of movie reviews, current events, and sports.
What makes these webcasts funny are Fitzy's unique stereotypical renditions of an average bostonian joe giving his opinion on everything from the latest movie releases to the latest headlines in the sports world. The webcasts have been given press on numerous sports blogs as well as in Esquire magzine. I'm just writing this blog to simply help get the word out about these hilarious weekly webcasts that can be found at:

http://www.townienews.com

A link to fitzy's weekly webcasts will also be posted in my "F*****g Uncensored Links" section.

2/10/07- My dream job might just become my reality job...

Today I was walking around the mall looking for just about any store that would be willing to hire me, when I walked into the one store that I thought would have NO interest in hiring me, Gamestop.

When I walked into Gamestop I immediately saw this rather large "NOW HIRING" sign in the front window. I walked up to the counter and when I asked about getting an application the guy at the counter seemed almost too happy to get me an application. I went back to my car, filled it out, and sent it back in. Now for the next week or so i'm expecting to get about no sleep as I wait to see if I get called back for an interview. The guy said that there were plenty of positions available so obviously i'm hoping for the best.

I'm sure i'll have no trouble keeping you updated on this story for quite some time.

Myspace blog #1- Iced tea and coffee...

*The following is the first blog i'm porting over to blogspot from my myspace blog. In the coming days and weeks(probably every friday) I will be porting, little by little, every single one of my old myspace blogs(mostly because i'm a pompous ass who needs to preserve these types of things for posterity). Each of these ported blogs will have an introduction much like the one you are reading now. This is mainly because alot of these blogs were time sensitive and might need a little backround information in order for you to fully understand them. The following blog was the first blog I ever wrote on myspace and fortunately needs very little introduction(It's pretty self-explanitory). Now without further ado, I give you "Iced tea and coffee..." written March 16, 2006.

It used to be that iced tea was just that. Iced tea. But now people are trying to enfuse whatever into it. "Oh, well this is hunnysuckle hibiscus passionfruit tea, and watercranpeach berry tea, and..ect" ENOUGH!!! To me iced tea is a flavor. It's the flavor of iced tea. Is it just me, or are we just so danm fruity in this country that it's spilled into our teas and coffees, which is another thing. Coffee. Stop it with the flavored coffees. They smell nice, but they always taste like watered down versions of whatever they are suppossed to taste like. Coffee(like iced tea) is a flavor. It's like saying "We have these porkchops, they taste like meatloaf". It just does not work that way. They have coffee flavored ice cream, coffee flavored hard candy,,,ect. Coffee is a flavor. When I want coffee, do I ask for maple blueberry or do I ask for goddanm coffee?!!!

People, coffee and iced tea are flavors. Wake up and smell them.

2/8/07- Kevin Smith's myspace...

Yesterday I was feeling a bit curious and decided to post about 100 consecutive myspace comments on kevin smith's myspace page. For those of you who don't know, kevin smith is one of the most popular "real" celebrities on myspace. He has over 151,000 friends and usually there is a new comment posted on his page about every 30 seconds. So with all of these people checking out his myspace I figured why not see how many people would see my 100+ comments saying "vaf89.blogspot.com" and check out my wee little blog.

Well, as it turns out, over 117 people decided to check out my blog, while about 20 of those people decided to take time out of their obviously extremely busy day to e-mail my myspace account leaving messages like:

"YoU BuRn In heLL fORR SpaMMing Sir KEVin anD WastINg hiS ValUABle MysPACe TiMe!!!"
-some random douchebag

"Stop spamming kevin. you are taking comment space away from people like me who want to simply just tell kevin how much we enjoy his work. not spam his page with ads for some shitty blog." -an annoying bitch

and my personal favorite:

"FUCK YOU! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO EVEN BE IN THE GRACES OF KEVIN SMITH'S EYES WHEN HE LOOKS AT YOUR PROFILE PIC NEXT TO YOUR FUCKING RETARDED STUPID COMMENTS! FUCK YOU AND I HOPE YOU GET BEATEN UP BY AN ANGRY NIGGER PORCH MONKEY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO KEVIN'S SPACE!" -a very racist fan of jersey girl

I personally find all of this attention to be quite flattering, so to all of you myspace people out there, keep it coming because it just gives me more shit to write about.

And just in case there is an off chance that kevin smith himself hears about this blog and decides to read this: I am actually a big kevin smith fan and have no anger towards you or your myspace. I was simply just trying to drum up readership on my blog using the resources I have at my disposal(aka kevin smiths extremely popular myspace page). If you have a problem with me posting my blog address in your comment section then please just comment me on my myspace page and tell me to stop and I will gladly do so. p.s. clerks II was hilarious.

2/7/07- Thanks for the orange...

I was eating an orange today and it reminded me of something that happened the other day during lunch. I was looking for something to do to amuse me and my friends when an idea came into my head. There was a kid sitting at the other table who I knew from outside of school(an underclassman) who had two giant oranges with him. I then walked over to him, took one of his oranges, walked back to my table, turned to him and yelled: "Yo, Thanks for the orange!" and then proceded to take a huge bite out of the orange(skin and all). It tasted terrible. But it was somehow funny in a kind of random, unexplainable "this should'nt be funny but it is" kind of way(like Dane Cook or Family Guy).

And so I thank you kid who gave me his orange. For turning my catchphrase from a loud barking like noise into simply yelling out those 5 little words: "Yo, Thanks for the orange!"

2/7/07- STILL bored in school...

Right now i'm in the middle of media class(still) and we are currently going over our speeches for our mock-news broadcast on the 14th(on that day we get to go to yonkers and miss a day of school).I've just realized that I have an english test 2 periods from now(FUCK!) I have not read any of the material. But I hear the test is multiple choice so i'll probably squeak by with a 70 or 75. ......................................................................................oops! I almost just got caught. I'd better just sign off for now.

More blogging to happen later tonight, I promise!

-vin

2/7/07- I'm bored in school right now...

I'm writing this from my media class right now. i'm just so bored. later I have to stay after school to take a math test. I'm predicting the grade will be somewhere between a 49 and a 58(which is suprisingly better than what I usually get). Later, after school, i'm probably going to go walk around the mall for a while and look around at the dvds and maybe get some lunch(I don't eat lunch at school anymore, there are only so many times in 4 years of being here that I can eat chicken every single fucking day).

More interesting blog to come probably later tonight.

p.s. my entire myspace blog archive will be moved here soon...really soon.

-vin

2/5/07- daily

6:00- I woke up(reluctantly).

8:30- I am reminded that I lost the football pool last night. On top of that, that fucking guiedo, homo, bitch Steve F*u*t*n* won 400$$$ in the pool.
(by the way, anyones name who gets censored like steves here is only because people like him will whine like a bitch and annoy me even further then they already do. It's more of a legal thing, smart people who know me can easilly connect the dots in the name.)

2:30- I go to the mall and see one of the most hilarious things i've seen all week(albeit it's only monday), there was a whole group of black people standing outside of the kfc in the food court(thats not the joke) 3 white kids(more specifically "wiggers") walk past them saying to each other "Yo nigga, you goin' to the par-tay later dog?" at this point the group of black people turn around and tell the white boys to "shut yo got-damn mouths you pasty white mothafuckas" then the white boys yelled at the black guys about trying to stomp all over their first amendment rights. Eventually they all just left each other alone and went there seperate ways.

...more blogging goodness to come later.

-vin

Welcome...

Welcome to my blog. this will be an almost day to day archive of what I find interesting or comes into my head.....well...thats pretty much it for now........more information to be dispatched soon...very soon.

-vin