Thursday, February 22, 2007

2/22/07- ManLaw #1: No Pink Shirts Allowed! Ever!...

What has become of our humble little nation when the defenition of tough shifts from beating the shit out of someone to wearing a pink shirt?
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Our nation's youth is turning from a rebellious generation of troublemakers into a nation of pussies who listen to justin timberlake and wear pastel shirts and use WAY too much hair gel. Everywhere you turn nowadays there's a whole culture of uber-sensitized teenagers who claim to be tough and hardcore but then somehow can get away with listening to people like Justin Timberlake and John Mayer, while not one person even questions their masculinity.

Look. I don't hate people who listen to dance music and wear gay-ass pink shirts. It just annoys me a little that those people can be considered "hard" or "gangsta". Try walking into a real ghetto with a lime green shirt that says abercrombie on the front of it and come back and tell me how that goes. You probably won't be able to come back and tell me about it because you will have been killed by real thugs and gangstas for wearing such a gay shirt.

In closing, I leave you with this picture that shows just what can happen when friends let friends listen to Justin Timberlake and wear gay shirts:

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