Tuesday, May 15, 2007

5/15/07- Bud arrested with buds...

What? I told you, I was smoking it to calm me down so I wouldn't feel the need to beat the shit out of my wife with a tire iron.

David Faustino, best known as Bud Bundy on "Married… With Children" has been arrested on charges of marijuana possession and disorderly intoxication, according to police. Faustino, 33, was arrested in New Smyrna Beach, Florida over the weekend when a police officer reportedly saw him sitting in his car arguing with his estranged wife.

The couple admitted they had been drinking and cops later found a baggie in Faustino's pocket allegedly containing about a gram of marijuana, according to police. Faustino filed for divorce from Andrea Elmer, his wife of three years, in February 2007.

Make a good note of this blog people. Why? Because it's the first(and last) time since 1993 that David Faustino has gotten ANY press. Why is this news? Who cares if Ed Oneal's television son got caught with some weed? It's like caring if cousin Oliver from "The Brady Bunch" got busted with meth: you just don't.

Besides, is it a surprise to anyone that a former child star got busted with weed while trying to beat the shit out of his estranged wife? The answer is obviously no. It was only a matter of time. Now Bud Bundy can finally join the exclusive fraternity of has-been child stars that include such illustrious celebs as Screech from "Saved by the Bell", Danny Bonadouchebag, and of course, Cory Feldman. LOST BOYS!