*I wrote this post because it really pisses me off when people get you a gift card from a cheap place like McDonalds for your birthday or other event like that. Giving someone a cheap gift card for their birthday is like saying: I don't fucking care about you. This post was written on December 27, 2005.
I know that gift cards are big thing for the holidays but what the hell is up with a McDonalds gift card? Best Buy, yes.... FYE, yes.... Home Depot, sure why the hell not.... McDonalds, HELL NO! If you give someone a McDonalds gift card your pretty much saying that while your ass was out getting lunch you realized you still had to get some unlucky bastard a gift (birthday, christmas.. whatever) and while you were on line waiting for your double quater pounder with cheese you looked over and saw that now McDonalds has gift cards! Wow! A McDonalds gift card... what a great idea for a present... no.... it is not a good gift idea. In fact I'm positive that if someone gives you a McDonalds gift card they're probably trying to kill you or they want you dead. That's all that eating McDonalds is going to do to you.... kill you... well that and empty your wallet. So all of you out there thinking of giving some unfortunate soul a McDonalds gift card please think again... and if you must don't be cheap about it and give the five dollar card... five dollars at McDonalds isn't buying anything except maybe an apple pie.
I know that gift cards are big thing for the holidays but what the hell is up with a McDonalds gift card? Best Buy, yes.... FYE, yes.... Home Depot, sure why the hell not.... McDonalds, HELL NO! If you give someone a McDonalds gift card your pretty much saying that while your ass was out getting lunch you realized you still had to get some unlucky bastard a gift (birthday, christmas.. whatever) and while you were on line waiting for your double quater pounder with cheese you looked over and saw that now McDonalds has gift cards! Wow! A McDonalds gift card... what a great idea for a present... no.... it is not a good gift idea. In fact I'm positive that if someone gives you a McDonalds gift card they're probably trying to kill you or they want you dead. That's all that eating McDonalds is going to do to you.... kill you... well that and empty your wallet. So all of you out there thinking of giving some unfortunate soul a McDonalds gift card please think again... and if you must don't be cheap about it and give the five dollar card... five dollars at McDonalds isn't buying anything except maybe an apple pie.
