Thursday, March 1, 2007

3/1/07- Random thoughts...

I'm in school right now and really bored, so to curb this boredom and also to help the time pass, i'm going to make a list of any and most random weird thoughts that just happen to come into my head until the end of the period. Ready......Begin!

*Black people got shafted on their cultural history month. They have the shortest one with only twenty eight days. Us white people try to make up for this by giving them an extra day every four years.

*Man, I need a date for the prom. Somehow I don't think that my invisible girlfriend will do. Mostly because she'll be out of town because she has to go to her cousin's confirmation up in pennsylvania that weekend.

*The Irish potato famine was such bullshit. Why did'nt they just eat a different vegetable insted? Those people must have been really picky with their food if they allowed millions of themselves to die just because they did'nt want to try a cucumber or an ear of corn.

*I hate it when(as a big guy like myself) you are standing, at like a party or something, and there is a plate of snacks or donuts or something, and while you are contemplating eating some of it, a skinny person says something like: Whats the matter, just eat the donut if your hungry, I don't see what the big deal is. Those kinds of people don't get it because they don't sympethise with fat guy problems. It starts with the donut, and then eventually i'm killing hookers and cops. It's a vicious cycle.

*Could God make a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

*Would crack be considered so bad and immoral if it were called "crackle"? Then we would have the crackleheads. Magical creatures that we could tell our grandkids about. Who were the crackleheads? The crackleheads shine your shoes while your sleeping. Why is the sky blue? Because the crackleheads painted it blue. What else are they gonna do? They're up all night from doing crackle.